Por Manu's / GOBLINS Aqui tenéis el listo más completo que he visto sobre los distintos Smileys que pululan por LA RED... ;^) == SMILEYS == :-) Alegría :-O Sorpresa :-D Risa :-( Tristeza ;-) Guiñar un ojo :-| Indiferente :-d Burla :-$ Hablar de dinero 8-) Con gafas >-) Chino,japonés :-? No sabe/no contesta :-< Enfadado o:-) Santo :´-( Lágrimas #----------------------------------# | ThE UnOfFiCiAl SmIlEy DiCtIoNaRy | #----------------------------------# HeLiX '95 (Taken from EFF's (Extended) Guide to the Internet. by Adam Gaffin with Joerg Heitkoetter) Basic Smileys ============= `:-)' Your basic smiley. This smiley is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over e-mail. `;-)' Winky smiley. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark. More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smiley. `:-(' Frowning smiley. User did not like that last statement or is upset or depressed about something. `:-I' Indifferent smiley. Better than a `:-(' but not quite as good as a `:-)'. `:->' User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a `;-)'. `>:->' User just made a really devilish remark. `>;->' Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made. Widely used Smileys =================== `(-:' User is left handed. `%-)' User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight. `:*)' User is drunk. `[:]' User is a robot. `8-)' User is wearing sunglasses. `B:-)' Sunglasses on head. `::-)' User wears normal glasses. `B-)' User wears horn-rimmed glasses. `8:-)' User is a little girl. `:-)-8' User is a Big girl. `:-{)' User has a mustache. `:-{}' User wears lipstick. `{:-)' User wears a toupee. `}:-(' Toupee in an updraft. `:-[' User is a vampire. `:-E' Bucktoothed vampire. `:-F' Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing. `:-7' User juust made a wry statement. `:-*' User just ate something sour. `:-)~' User drools. `:-~)' User has a cold. `:'-(' User is crying. `:'-)' User is so happy, s/he is crying. `:-@' User is screaming. `:-#' User wears braces. `:^)' User has a broken nose. `:v)' User has a broken nose, but it's the other way. `:_)' User's nose is sliding off of his face. `:<)' User is from an Ivy League School. `:-&' User is tongue tied. `=:-)' User is a hosehead. `-:-)' User is a punk rocker. `-:-(' Real punk rockers don't smile. `:=)' User has two noses. `+-:-)' User is the Pope or holds some other religious office. ``:-)' User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning. `,:-)' Same thing...other side. `|-I' User is asleep. `|-O' User is yawning/snoring. `:-Q' User is a smoker. `:-?' User smokes a pipe. `O-)' Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver) `O :-)' User is an angel (at heart, at least). `:-`' User spitting out its chewing tobacco. `:-S' User just made an incoherent statement. `:-D' User is laughing (at you!) `:-X' User's lips are sealed. `:-C' User is really bummed. `<|-)' User is Chinese. `<|-(' User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes. `:-/' User is skeptical. `C=:-)' User is a chef. `@=' User is pro-nuclear war. `*<:-)' User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat. `:-o' Uh oh! `(8-o' It's Mr. Bill! `*:o)' And Bozo the Clown! `3:]' Pet smiley. `3:[' Mean Pet smiley. `d8=' Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat. `E-:-)' User is a Ham radio operator. `:-9' User is licking his/her lips. `%-6' User is braindead. `[:-)' User is wearing a walkman. `(:I' User is an egghead. `<:-I' User is a dunce. `K:P' User is a little kid with a propeller beenie. `@:-)' User is wearing a turban. `:-0' No Yelling! (Quiet Lab) `:-:' Mutant smiley; the invisible smiley. `.-)' User only has one eye. `,-)' Ditto...but he's winking. `X-(' User just died. `8 :-)' User is a wizard. `-=* :-)' User is a TeX wizard. Midget Smileys ============== A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smileys. `:)' Midget smiley. `:]' Gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend. `=)' Variation on a theme... `:}' What should we call these? (what?) `:)' Happy. `:>' What? `:@' What? `:D' Laughter. `:I' Hmmm... `:(' Sad. `:[' Real Downer. `:<' What? `:{' What? `:O' Yelling. `:C' What? `:Q' What? `:,(' Crying. `[]' Hugs and ... `:*' Kisses. `|I' Asleep. `^o' Snoring. Mega Smileys ============ `C=}>;*{))' A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin. `}:^#})' Updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin. Emotional Smileys ================= `:-)' ha ha `|-)' hee hee `|-D' ho ho `:->' hey hey `:-(' boo hoo `:-I' hmmm `:-O' oops `:-P' nyahhhh! *"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."* -- Jone's Law *"Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down."* -- Fortune cookie X-SystemInfo: Internet: alt.best.of.internet X-Message-No: 401 (database) From: Scott R. Godin Subject: ABOI: A Smilie Dictionary Date: Thu, 22 Aug 96 19:49:00 Message-ID: Followup-To: alt.test Newsgroups: alt.best.of.internet X-Newsreader: Newswatcher 2.1.1 X-Nntp-Posting-User: (Unauthenticated) Organization: Sam Ash Professional X-Trace: 840739759/13960 X-Nntp-Posting-Host: nj010b-205.cybernex.net Path: news.arrakis.es!minerva.ibernet.es!uunet!in2.uu.net!news2.new-york.net!nj010b-205.cybernex.net!user And here is the biggest smiley dictionary I've found to date... ============================================================== Unofficial Smiley Dictionary Just tilt your head to the left (And use the Courier Font) -------------------------------- :-) Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix. ;-) Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark. More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie. :-( Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is upset or depressed about something. :-I Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as good as a happy smilie :-> User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-). >:-> User just made a really devilish remark. >;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made. Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common ones: (-: User is left handed %-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight :*) User is drunk [:] User is a robot 8-) User is wearing sunglasses =8) User is a g00fball B:-) Sunglasses on head ::-) User wears normal glasses B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses 8:-) User is a little girl :-)-8 User is a Big girl :-{) User has a mustache :-{} User wears lipstick :-} User with a Horny 'lil GRIN {:-) User wears a toupee }:-( Toupee in an updraft :-[ User is a Vampire :-E Bucktoothed vampire :-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing :-7 User juust made a wry statement :-* User just ate something sour, or User making a kissing face :-)~ User drools :-Pp~ User's tongue is out and drooling :-j User is smirking :-~) User has a cold :'-( User is crying :'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying :-@ Uer is screaming :-# User wears braces :^) User has a broken nose :v) User has a broken nose, but it's the other way :_) User's nose is sliding off of his face, or User is putting nose back to the grindstone :<) User is from an Ivy League School :-& User is tongue tied. =8) User is surprised pleasantly, or just said something goofy =:-) User is a hosehead -:-) User is a punk rocker -:-( (real punk rockers don't smile) :=) User has two noses +-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office `:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning ,:-) Same thing...other side I-I User is asleep I-O User is yawning/snoring :-Q User is a smoker :-? User smokes a pipe O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver) O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least) :-P Nyahhhh! :-S User just made an incoherent statement :-D User is laughing (at you!) :-X User's lips are sealed :-C User is really bummed ;*{)) Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smilies. :) Midget smilie :] Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend =) Variation on a theme... :} - Horny Grin :) - Happy :> - what? :@ - what? :D - Laughter :I - Hmmm... :( - Sad :[ - Real Downer :< - A moue :{ - what? :O - Yelling :C - VERY Depressed. :Q - Smoking :,( - Crying [] - Hugs and :* - Kisses II - Asleep I^o -Snoring X) - Ai! Sometimes you just gotta close your eyes and shake your head, grinning! :-` smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco :-1 smiley bland face :-! " :-@ smiley face screaming :-#I smiley face with bushy mustache :-$ smiley face with it's mouth wired shut :-% smiley banker :-6 smiley after eating something sour :^) smiley with pointy nose (righty) :-7 smiley after a wry statement 8-) smiley swimmer? :-* smiley after eating something bitter :-& smiley which is tongue-tied :-0 smiley orator smiley invisible man (:-( unsmiley frownin (:-) smiley big-face ):-) " ):-( unsmiley big-face )8-) scuba smiley big-face =:-) smiley punk-rocker =:-( (real punk rockers don't smile) +:-) smiley priest :-q smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose :-e disappointed smiley :-t cross smiley :-i semi-smiley :-o smiley singing national anthem :-p smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!) :-[ un-smiley blockhead :-] smiley blockhead {:-) smiley with its hair parted in the middle }:-) above in an updraft :-a lefty smilely touching tongue to nose :-s smiley after a BIZARRE comment :-d lefty smiley razzing you g-) smiley with ponce-nez glasses :-j left smiling smilely :-k beats me, looks like something, tho. Just bit a lemon? :-l y. a. s. :-: mutant smiley :-\ undecided smiley :-I "have an ordinary day" smiley ;-) winking smiley :-< real sad smiley :-> y.a.s :-z y.a.c.s. :-x "my lips are sealed" smiley :-c bummed out smiley :-v talking head smiley :v) left-pointing nose smiley :-b left-pointing tongue smiley :-/ lefty undecided smiley :-? smilely smoking a pipe .-] one-eyed smilely ,-} wry and winking O-) smiley cyclops (scuba diver?) :-=) older smiley with mustache :u) smiley with funny-looking left nose :n) smiley with funny-looking right nose :< midget unsmiley :> midget smiley }:^#}) mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin :-) ha ha ~~:-( net.flame I-) hee hee O I-) net.religion I-D ho ho :-> hey hey 8 :-I net.unix-wizards :-( boo hoo X-( net.suicide :-I hmm E-:-I net.ham-radio :-O uh oh >:-I net.startrek :-P nyah nyah 3:o[ net.pets I-P yu :-} beard :-{ mustache :-# braces :-* a kiss :-X bow tie :-Q smoker <:I dunce (:I egghead @:I turban 8-) glasses B-) horn-rims 8:-) glasses on forehead :-8( condescending stare ;-) wink >:-< mad Drama :-( Comedy :-) Surpise :-o Suspense 8-I Male :- Female >- Birth I-O Death 8-# Infinity 8 ================================================================ -- Scott R. 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